Privacy Policy

Please carefully read our privacy policy before accessing this site, and before you go to bed each night. By accessing the site, you are agreeing to all of our covenants and conditions imposed in the said agreement. If you don’t agree to the terms laid out, you do not have permission to access this site.

By utilizing windowninjas.com services, you agree that you have understood and agreed to these terms after reading them. You also agree to review this agreement every now and again so you can be aware of any modifications to this said agreement. Windowninjas.com can modify this agreement at any time, so make sure you are reading this agreement with your magnifying glass, each time you choose to access this site. Your continued use of this site will be an acknowledgement of acceptance of all modified agreements and our privacy policy.

1. Information We Collect About You

Window Ninjas collects all types of information about its visitors and users of its services. We may collect this information directly when you provide it to us or automatically as you browse the website.

  • a. Personally Identifiable Information.

    Personally Identifiable Information refers to your information! Such as NAME, EMAIL, ADDRESS OR HOME OR BUSINESS ADDRESS. We will collect and process this information for a service requested, newsletter subscription, email forms, submitting of feedback, filling out surveys, requesting services, contests and advertisements. When requesting services online you may be asked to provide information that will require a credit card number. You may also provide information to be published or displayed on public areas of the websites using sharing features. Your user contributions are posted and transmitted to others at your own risk. We cannot control the actions of other users of the websites with whom you may choose to share your user contributions. For example, if you wanted to share tips on how to properly raise goats, or herd chickens, another user named Shaniqua or Roshonda could not prevent Shaniqua or Roshonda from spreading best practice chicken herding tips with the rest of the planet, the global community, Window Ninjas or the village in which you live. Depending on the activity, some of the information we would ask you to provide is identified as mandatory and some is voluntary. If you do not provide the mandatory data with respect to a particular activity, you will not be able to engage in said activity.

    Window Ninjas may collect your Internet Protocol (IP) address. We can and will use your IP address to diagnose problems with our servers, software, to administer our services and to gather demographic information.

  • b. Non Personally Identifiable Information.

    Window Ninjas may collect, or our third-party ad server and/or content server may collect, certain non-personally identifiable information that does not by itself identify a specific individual. Such information tells us about your equipment browsing actions, the resources that you have access, and use through the services, your operating system and browser type. Our third-party add servers will also provide us with a super summarized summary, but not individual reports that will tell us how many ads were presented and clicked on at our websites. We know you think this is super exciting stuff, just like we do! The information Window Ninjas collects automatically is largely statistical in nature. This information helps to bind Window Ninjas together and helps us to deliver a better and more personalized experience to users, by enabling us to estimate usage patterns as well customizing our services according to your individual Window Ninjas preferences. This information also allows us to speed up your searches, which will provide a more enjoyable website experience for you, which hopefully creates the likelihood that you will love www.windowninjas.com. Research has also indicated that beings (cows and chickens included) that love a product or service tend to keep shelling out money for the service, which would in turn allow Window Ninjas to provide a more amazing service experience. As a percentage of the revenues would then be reinvested back into the company to improve the overall service. As the product or service improves more and more subscribers are likely to visit the website on a consistent basis. Please allow yourself to share any information listed above.

  • c. DEVICE INFORMATION.

    When you utilize our services, we automatically collect information on the type of device you utilize and the operating system version, so Window Ninjas knows the best application version to provide you with. Never do we ask for, access or track any location-based information from your mobile device at any time while downloading or utilizing website, however Window Ninjas is pretty positive that social media and various other media outlets and web sites do.

2. HOW WE USE YOUR INFORMATION

Window Ninjas uses information about you in the following ways:

  • To ensure the content from our services is coming over to you in the most effective manner for your computer or mobile device

  • Provide you with information and services that you request from us, or which we may feel you might utilize, where you have consented to be contacted by Window Ninjas for such purposes

  • To carry out our obligations and contracts entered into between you and Window Ninjas, including billing and collections

  • To make our website more exceptional

  • Customers that pay for services utilizing a credit card, Window Ninjas will transmit your credit card data to the appropriate credit card company and or credit card payment processing company

  • To allow you to participate in interactive features of our services, when you choose to do so

  • To notify you about changes to our services

  • To serve as another outlet to justify the hiring of attorneys to write legal content like the one you are reading, knowing that all customers read this, except for you

  • To encourage our team about services you are receiving

  • Various other ways to describe when you provide the information

3. We and our selected third parties, where we permit them to use your data, will contact you by electronic means only if you have consented to this.

If you email Window Ninjas at [email protected], We will respond to your inquiry as quickly as possible, typically within 24 hours, as long as we do not hurt or injure ourselves in the rush to get to your needs

4. Disclosure of your information

Window Ninjas will share your personally identifiable information with third-parties only in the ways that are described in this privacy policy. Window Ninjas does not sell, trade, rent or disclose information to others, except as provided herein:

  • a. We provide some of our services through contractual agreements with service providers and other third parties. We and all of our service partners utilize your personal identifiable information to operate our websites and to deliver services. For example we must release your credit card information to the card issuing bank or payment processor, confirm payment for products and services purchased on our websites; release your address information to the delivery service to deliver products that you ordered; and provide order information to third parties that help us deliver the services.

  • b. We will disclose personally identifiable information in the following circumstances: if it is required by law enforcement or judicial authorities, or to cooperate with a law enforcement investigation; as an example, if you are one of those terrible humans who was involved in the Taliban or Isis, we would love nothing better than to turn over your information to members of the law enforcement community (ii) if we have good faith believe that we are required or permitted to do so by law or legal process; (iii) take the rights, reputation, property or safety of Window Ninjas or others; (iv) to defend or enforce our rights or your obligations; (v) if the disclosure is required by mandatory professional standards; (vi) to a third party with your prior consent to do so; or (vii) if we are under a duty to disclose or share your personally identifiable information in order to enforce or apply any contracts or agreements that may exist between you and windowninjas.com including this privacy policy and our website use policy. This includes exchanging information with other companies and organizations for the purposes of fraud protection and credit risk reduction.

  • c. In the event that windowninjas.com decides to sell all or part of it stock or assets or enter into a merger, we reserve the right to include personally identifiable information and non-personally identifiable information among the assets transferred to the acquiring or surviving company.

  • d. We may provide non-personally identifiable information about our customers, sales traffic patterns, and related website information to third-party advertisers.

If you have any inquiries regarding our privacy practices, please contact us directly at [email protected] and expect to receive the same information you have found on this long-winded page regurgitated verbally via vomit.

5. Updating or correcting your Personally Identifying Information

You may access, request, delete, and correct your personal information and privacy preferences by contacting Window Ninjas or by emailing Nigel at Window Ninjas at [email protected], or write to Nigel via snail-mail at:

Window Ninjas
5401 Wrightsville Ave.
Wilmington NC 28403
Attn: Customer Service – Nigel

If you would like to write the founder of windowninjas.com, please fly a paper airplane, with an inscription of what you would like to discuss, in any way shape or form that is the most embarrassing method for you, and the founder and owner will inscribe your answer on his stone tablet and ship it to you via horse-drawn carriage:

5401 Wrightsville Ave
Wilmington NC 28403
Attn: Customer service

If you would like to visit the headquarters of Window Ninjas in beautiful and fabulous Wilmington North Carolina, you may do so by traveling by covered wagon to:

5401 Wrightsville Avenue
Wilmington NC 28403

Please include your name, address, and email address when you contact us, because just sending a letter with love and affection to Gabe, Nigel, Melissa, Hershel, and Stevie will just not give us enough information to contact you. In fact your real name could be Simon, Leonardo, or Pascal. Whatever variety of names you choose to send us or email us will not be sufficient unless we know that it’s the real you. Set through massive trial and error our standards are set to be met with knowing exactly who it is that’s coming to our office and at the set time. Window Ninjas encourages you to promptly update your personally identifiable information if it ever changes. You can ask our team for the information of your account and have one of our professionals update it for you, because backups and redundancies that will be in place will make things much easier in the future to know who you really are. If you’re asking us delete something from our database, good luck! Because we have a bureaucracy at Window Ninjas that meets or exceeds the standards set by the United States Federal Government and therefore is the standard at Window Ninjas.

6. Canceling your account or deleting personally identifiable information

Window Ninjas will retain your information for as long as your account is active or as needed to provide you services. If you wish to cancel your account or request that we no longer utilize your information to provide services for you, simply contact us at www.windowninjas.com. Window Ninjas will retain and use your information as necessary to comply with our legal obligations, resolve disputes, and force our agreement. We will respond to your request to access within 30 days. If Window Ninjas does not respond faster, do not be alarmed, we are just focused on moving quickly on our day-to-day business processes, as opposed to you.

7. Choices regarding control of your personally identifiable information

From time to time Window Ninjas may send out emails concerning website disruptions and we hope that during these Fun Times, you will stay with us. If you indicated upon registration that you are interested in receiving offers or information from other partners, we may occasionally send you direct mail about products and services that may be of interest to you. Hopefully that information is information from us! Only www.windowninjas.com ( only agents of Window Ninjas and under confidentiality agreements) will send you these direct mailings, and only if you did not later opt out of such offers. For example, if we were to partner with a really amazing squeegee manufacturer, it would be reasonable to receive an email encouraging you to try out our services because we are using a new squeegee product!

Window Ninjas does not send unsolicited commercial emails (spam). We of