Privacy Policy

Please carefully read our privacy policy before accessing this site, and before you go to bed each night. By accessing the site, you are agreeing to all of our covenants and conditions imposed in the said agreement. If you don’t agree to the terms laid out, you do not have permission to access this site.

By utilizing windowninjas.com services, you agree that you have understood and agreed to these terms after reading them. You also agree to review this agreement every now and again so you can be aware of any modifications to this said agreement. Windowninjas.com can modify this agreement at any time, so make sure you are reading this agreement with your magnifying glass, each time you choose to access this site. Your continued use of this site will be an acknowledgement of acceptance of all modified agreements and our privacy policy.

a. Personally Identifiable Information

Personally Identifiable Information refers to your information! Such as NAME, EMAIL, ADDRESS OR HOME OR BUSINESS ADDRESS. We will collect and process this information for a service requested, newsletter subscription, email forms, submitting of feedback, filling out surveys, requesting services, contests and advertisements. When requesting services online you may be asked to provide information that will require a credit card number. You may also provide information to be published or displayed on public areas of the websites using sharing features. Your user contributions are posted and transmitted to others at your own risk. We cannot control the actions of other users of the websites with whom you may choose to share your user contributions. For example, if you wanted to share tips on how to properly raise goats, or herd chickens, another user named Shaniqua or Roshonda could not prevent Shaniqua or Roshonda from spreading best practice chicken herding tips with the rest of the planet, the global community, Window Ninjas or the village in which you live. Depending on the activity, some of the information we would ask you to provide is identified as mandatory and some is voluntary. If you do not provide the mandatory data with respect to a particular activity, you will not be able to engage in said activity.Window Ninjas may collect your Internet Protocol (IP) address. We can and will use your IP address to diagnose problems with our servers, software, to administer our services and to gather demographic information.

b. Non Personally Identifiable Information

Window Ninjas may collect, or our third-party ad server and/or content server may collect, certain non-personally identifiable information that does not by itself identify a specific individual. Such information tells us about your equipment browsing actions, the resources that you have access, and use through the services, your operating system and browser type. Our third-party add servers will also provide us with a super summarized summary, but not individual reports that will tell us how many ads were presented and clicked on at our websites. We know you think this is super exciting stuff, just like we do! The information Window Ninjas collects automatically is largely statistical in nature. This information helps to bind Window Ninjas together and helps us to deliver a better and more personalized experience to users, by enabling us to estimate usage patterns as well customizing our services according to your individual Window Ninjas preferences. This information also allows us to speed up your searches, which will provide a more enjoyable website experience for you, which hopefully creates the likelihood that you will love www.windowninjas.com. Research has also indicated that beings (cows and chickens included) that love a product or service tend to keep shelling out money for the service, which would in turn allow Window Ninjas to provide a more amazing service experience. As a percentage of the revenues would then be reinvested back into the company to improve the overall service. As the product or service improves more and more subscribers are likely to visit the website on a consistent basis. Please allow yourself to share any information listed above.

c. DEVICE INFORMATION

When you utilize our services, we automatically collect information on the type of device you utilize and the operating system version, so Window Ninjas knows the best application version to provide you with. Never do we ask for, access or track any location-based information from your mobile device at any time while downloading or utilizing website, however Window Ninjas is pretty positive that social media and various other media outlets and web sites do.

Window Ninjas uses information about you in the following ways:

• To ensure the content from our services is coming over to you in the most effective manner for your computer or mobile device
• Provide you with information and services that you request from us, or which we may feel you might utilize, where you have consented to be contacted by Window Ninjas for such purposes
• To carry out our obligations and contracts entered into between you and Window Ninjas, including billing and collections
• To make our website more exceptional
• Customers that pay for services utilizing a credit card, Window Ninjas will transmit your credit card data to the appropriate credit card company and or credit card payment processing company
• To allow you to participate in interactive features of our services, when you choose to do so
• To notify you about changes to our services
• To serve as another outlet to justify the hiring of attorneys to write legal content like the one you are reading, knowing that all customers read this, except for you
• To encourage our team about services you are receiving
• Various other ways to describe when you provide the information

If you email Window Ninjas at [email protected], We will respond to your inquiry as quickly as possible, typically within 24 hours, as long as we do not hurt or injure ourselves in the rush to get to your needs

Window Ninjas will share your personally identifiable information with third-parties only in the ways that are described in this privacy policy. Window Ninjas does not sell, trade, rent or disclose information to others, except as provided herein:

• a. We provide some of our services through contractual agreements with service providers and other third parties. We and all of our service partners utilize your personal identifiable information to operate our websites and to deliver services. For example we must release your credit card information to the card issuing bank or payment processor, confirm payment for products and services purchased on our websites; release your address information to the delivery service to deliver products that you ordered; and provide order information to third parties that help us deliver the services.
• b. We will disclose personally identifiable information in the following circumstances: if it is required by law enforcement or judicial authorities, or to cooperate with a law enforcement investigation; as an example, if you are one of those terrible humans who was involved in the Taliban or Isis, we would love nothing better than to turn over your information to members of the law enforcement community (ii) if we have good faith believe that we are required or permitted to do so by law or legal process; (iii) take the rights, reputation, property or safety of Window Ninjas or others; (iv) to defend or enforce our rights or your obligations; (v) if the disclosure is required by mandatory professional standards; (vi) to a third party with your prior consent to do so; or (vii) if we are under a duty to disclose or share your personally identifiable information in order to enforce or apply any contracts or agreements that may exist between you and windowninjas.com including this privacy policy and our website use policy. This includes exchanging information with other companies and organizations for the purposes of fraud protection and credit risk reduction.
• c. In the event that windowninjas.com decides to sell all or part of it stock or assets or enter into a merger, we reserve the right to include personally identifiable information and non-personally identifiable information among the assets transferred to the acquiring or surviving company.
• d. We may provide non-personally identifiable information about our customers, sales traffic patterns, and related website information to third-party advertisers.

You may access, request, delete, and correct your personal information and privacy preferences by contacting Window Ninjas or by emailing Nigel at Window Ninjas at [email protected], or write to Nigel via snail-mail at:

If you would like to write the founder of windowninjas.com, please fly a paper airplane, with an inscription of what you would like to discuss, in any way shape or form that is the most embarrassing method for you, and the founder and owner will inscribe your answer on his stone tablet and ship it to you via horse-drawn carriage:

If you would like to visit the headquarters of Window Ninjas in beautiful and fabulous Wilmington North Carolina, you may do so by traveling by covered wagon to:

Please include your name, address, and email address when you contact us, because just sending a letter with love and affection to Gabe, Nigel, Melissa, Hershel, and Stevie will just not give us enough information to contact you. In fact your real name could be Simon, Leonardo, or Pascal. Whatever variety of names you choose to send us or email us will not be sufficient unless we know that it’s the real you. Set through massive trial and error our standards are set to be met with knowing exactly who it is that’s coming to our office and at the set time. Window Ninjas encourages you to promptly update your personally identifiable information if it ever changes. You can ask our team for the information of your account and have one of our professionals update it for you, because backups and redundancies that will be in place will make things much easier in the future to know who you really are. If you’re asking us delete something from our database, good luck! Because we have a bureaucracy at Window Ninjas that meets or exceeds the standards set by the United States Federal Government and therefore is the standard at Window Ninjas.

Window Ninjas will retain your information for as long as your account is active or as needed to provide you services. If you wish to cancel your account or request that we no longer utilize your information to provide services for you, simply contact us at www.windowninjas.com. Window Ninjas will retain and use your information as necessary to comply with our legal obligations, resolve disputes, and force our agreement. We will respond to your request to access within 30 days. If Window Ninjas does not respond faster, do not be alarmed, we are just focused on moving quickly on our day-to-day business processes, as opposed to you.

From time to time Window Ninjas may send out emails concerning website disruptions and we hope that during these Fun Times, you will stay with us. If you indicated upon registration that you are interested in receiving offers or information from other partners, we may occasionally send you direct mail about products and services that may be of interest to you. Hopefully that information is information from us! Only www.windowninjas.com ( only agents of Window Ninjas and under confidentiality agreements) will send you these direct mailings, and only if you did not later opt out of such offers. For example, if we were to partner with a really amazing squeegee manufacturer, it would be reasonable to receive an email encouraging you to try out our services because we are using a new squeegee product!

Window Ninjas does not send unsolicited commercial emails (spam). We offer commercial email recipients as well as residential email recipients the opportunity to opt out of any communications in every email because we are just those kinds of people. Please note that we are just not those kind of people, but we may not include the opt-out information and non-commercial service emails. For example an email concerning your upcoming service, the website service of terms of use, or a reminder of a special at Window Ninjas may be running. You also have choices with respect to cookies once we hire the right people who have the right technical skills to make that kind of technology possible. By modifying your browser preferences you have the choice to accept all cookies, to be notified when a cookie are set, or to reject all cookies. If you choose to reject all cookies some parts of our website may not work properly, in your case, but at least you are cookie free. Thank you Cookie Monster!

All information you provide to Window Ninjas is stored on our servers. Any payment transactions will be encrypted using secure sockets layer (SSL) technology. To make online purchases you cannot do so, yet with Window Ninjas.

When you utilize Window Ninjas website we may use cookies (not the kind you eat and get chubby on) and other technologies (not the tasty dessert type) in order to facilitate and customize your use of our services. You ask, what is a cookie? A cookie is a little bundle of joy that is sweet and delicious and fills your belly! A cookie is also a small data text file, which websites stores on your computer or mobile device (if your web browser permits) that can later be retrieved to identify you to us. Please do not mix up the round tasty sweet delectable dessert type cookie that Americans typically love to eat with a data cookie that is valuable to track data on your web browser.

Our cookies store randomly assign user identification numbers, the country where you are located, and your first name to welcome you back to our websites. The use of cookies make your use of the websites easier, run more smoothly, and save your login info so that you do not have to spend the next :50 minutes trying to remember what your login information is each time that you visit websites. The use of cookies by our partners affiliates, tracking utility company and service providers, is not covered by our privacy policy, which we realize is personally devastating too many. However, we do not have access or control over these cookies. Our partners affiliates, tracking utility company, and service providers, use session ID cookies to make it easier for you to navigate our site, in order for you to use the shopping cart, etc. Unfortunately Window Ninjas does not have a shopping cart so therefore you can’t use your cookies to pay for what’s not there. Our suggestion is, simply go to your local cookie shop, sit down with a glass of milk and enjoy some cookies!

You can personally disable and or delete all types of cookies by using your web browser settings. Cookies are generally easy to disable and or delete but how you do so varies from browser to browser. The “help” function within your browser should tell you how to do it. The best way maybe to close your browser and then search for cookie folder or cookie manager or simply cookie. Please visit www.allaboutcookies.org for more information about cookies and how to disable them. If you’re looking for dessert cookies, simply visit your local cookie store. If you do disable your cookies, our websites will not recognize you and you may not have access to all portions of the websites.

What are clear GIFs? Clear gifs are tiny graphics with a unique identifier, similar in function to cookies, and are used to track the online movements of web users. In contrast to cookies, which are stored on a user’s computer’s hard drive, clear gifs are gifs that are embedded invisibly on web pages and are about the size of a full stop period at the end of this sentence. We partner with third-party ad networks to manage our advertising on other sites. As part of their service they use cookies and clear gifs. Not to be confused with GIFTS. We will not provide any third-party ad server with any of your personally identifiable information or information about your purchases. We and our third-party ad server will collect and use your IP address and certain non-personally identifiable information about you, such as your browser type, the server your computer is logged onto, the area code and zip code associated with your server and whether you respond to a particular advertisement. If you wish to not have this information used for the purpose of serving you your targeted ads then we respect that, but we currently have no way to help you without encouraging you to cancel your account.

What is a flash cookie? Local storage objects, also known as flash cookies, are similar in function to browser cookies and that they store some information about you or your activities on our websites. We use flash cookies in certain situations where we use flash to provide some content such as video clips or animation. The options within your browsers may not prevent the settings of flash cookies. To manage flash cookies please click here:

https://www.macromedia.com/support/documentation/en/flashplayer/help/settings_manager07.html.

We use mobile analytics software to allow us to better understand the functionality of our mobile software on your phone. The software may record information such as how often you use the website, the events that occur on our website aggregated usage, performance data and where you utilize the website from. We do not link the information we store within the analytic software Genie personally identifiable information you submitted within the website. Do you know what we mean?

Except as otherwise discussed in this Privacy Policy, this document only addresses the use and disclosure of information we collect from you. Our websites may contain hyperlinks to other third-party websites, which may collect and disclose information in a manner that is different from our website. We are not responsible for the collection, use, or disclosure of information collected through these third-party websites, and we expressly disclaim any and all liability related to such collection, use, or disclosure. We recommend that you read the privacy policies of other websites you visit. We also recommend that you read Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand and The Bible – this really cool story about God and Jesus. Additionally, other companies that place advertising on our websites make take information about you when you view or click on their advertising through the use of cookies. We cannot control this collection of information. You should contact these advertisers directly if you have any questions about their use of the information that they collect. For additional ways to spend massive amounts of time, wastefully, Window Ninjas recommends that you might consider mowing your grass with a spatula or committing yourself to walking on your eyelashes or going back to college and earning a degree in Sanskrit.

If you are a California resident, we apologize for your State’s laws and your government and the copious amount of homeless people that riddle your streets. The founder of windowninjas.com believes that your laws should be more similar to laws of Utah, Alaska, or North Carolina. The genius lawmakers who are in charge of leading your state, will discover the magic of spending less money than you bring in and that raising taxes actually slows down the economy. If you have provided Window Ninjas with personally identifiable information, California law gives you the right to request and receive from us once per calendar year information on how we have shared your personally identifiable information with third-parties for their direct marketing purposes. The staff at Window Ninjas is super excited about this. If applicable, such information would include a list of names and addresses of all third parties with whom such information was shared during the prior calendar year as well as a list of categories of personally identifiable information shared. To make such a request, please send an email to [email protected]. Please include the phrase California Privacy Thank You Request. Your request must also include your name, physical mailing address and email address. We will respond to you within 30 days of receiving such a request. If you would like to request a commercial building permit within the city limits of a major California City, we don’t have advice for you. Note that we will not share your personally identifiable information with third-parties for their marketing purposes without obtaining your prior consent. Moore over if you have granted us permission, such third parties use of your personally identifiable information will be subject to their privacy policies. You should contact those entities directly regarding any communication you may receive from them including if you later decide that you longer want that third-party to use your personal identifying information or if you are going through one of those personal places in your life where you are pretty sure you no longer want that third-party to use your personal information. Kinda like now

It is the policy of Window Ninjas to post any changes we make to our privacy policy on this page, because we know that you love it so much! If we make material changes on how we treat our users’ information, that is our choice and a choice that we wouldn’t make lightly. The choice would be heavy. The date the privacy policy was last revised is identified at the top of this page that you can mark your calendar with a mark that reads happy day on this day. After this date to this date you are responsible for ensuring we have up-to-date activity and deliverable email address for yourself for a really good time, we periodically recommend that you visit our website and this privacy policy to check for any changes. Your continued use of the services after such modifications will come to your acknowledgement of the modified privacy policy and be the agreement to abide and & beyond and bound by the modified privacy policy. Continuing to use the service also indicates to us that you are super awesome.

If you choose to disclose personally identifiable information on communities, message boards, forms and the like which may be accessible via the websites, you should be aware that such information along with any information disclosed in your communication, can be collected and used by third parties and may result in unsolicited messages from third parties, which we know you are excited about. To request removal of your personal information from us contact us at [email protected] . You acknowledge and accept that any submissions to chat rooms or other public areas on the websites are accessible to all third parties if you do not want your comment to be viewed by Third parties you are advised not to make any submissions. If you have consumed a six pack of Schlitz Malt liquor on Tuesday night and you should happen to go on to one of these forms and make impressive statements in your eyes, but not the world, we salute you. Ultimately, you are solely responsible for all activity conducted by you via communities, forms, message boards, chat rooms etc. Please make sure you buckle your seat belt, wear a helmet, look left, right and left again before crossing the street, don’t vape, stop drop and roll when you vape yourself on fire, avoid conversations with the boogie man, don’t answer the door on a dark foggy night when your parents are on date night, be aware that hot coffee in you lap is a recipe for sterilization, stay off your cell phone while pumping gas, don’t give your bank account information to a Saudi Prince, and be smart, careful, and responsible whenever you are online.

Our websites include various social media features that do various things at various times for various people, which are justified for various reasons. These features may collect your IP address, what pages you are visiting on our websites, and may set cookies to enable the features to function properly. Social media features are either hosted by third-party or hosted directly on our website. Your interactions with these features are governed by the privacy policy of the company providing it.

Contact us with questions

If you have any questions about this privacy policy, Nigel the Ninja, Stevie the French Bulldog, or James Brown, please contact Window Ninjas (and don’t lick the envelope) by sending a letter to: